This is breakup song
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This is a breakup song
That's a song about breaking up
I need to write a wrong
You seem to think we're making up
Chorus
This is a breakup song
I need you to sing along
You think that we're still on
That's why I had to write a breakup song
Instead of making love to you
I said I'll just watch David Tennant
Now Saturday night's with Doctor Who
I guess you didn't think I meant it
Now that I have pressed Ctrl-C
You want to chat, email and Skype
But I won't take you back just cause
All of a sudden you can type
Chorus
Now that I have turned my back
There's flowery poetry in the mail
Timing is the thing you lack
Your ex post facto's made of fail
It's great you have a Khajit rogue -
I'm sure her lips are sweet and furry
My ripped Nord fighter's name is Logan
He's calling me, I'd better hurry
To sing this song, it may be cruel
But in D&D there is a rule
That we should all think on't hard
Before we ever piss off a Bard!
This is a breakup song
Could you please just sing along
You think that we're still on
Now I'm singing all about this breakup
Tried to tell you but you wouldn't wake up
With someone new you'll have to take up
That's why I had to write this Breakup Song